I Can't Believe My Mother Wrote This Then Gave It To Me To Read!!: FULL PUBLISHED VERSION. Kindle Edition

He couldn't lie straight in bed! She couldn't stay out of men's beds!ONLINE DATING with Liars, Cheats, Alcohol, Junk Food & Sex Addiction - what can possibly go wrong!!Book One introduces us to His Life. Her Life. Sweet-thing's Life.Focused on three separate lives - She's addicted to online dating. - He's addicted to women and lying. Sweet-thing just wants out! It's only a matter of time before their Worlds 'MEET-UP.'This is Book 2, the continuation of entanglement.Based on a True Story. A Note from the Author: "Hi, writing this was both hilarious and simultaneously humiliating, overall, the funniest stuff I've been brave enough to go public with.However, I almost didn't publish, after receiving this text...MUM, I know you wrote this about yourself - and my two dads - MUM, if you publish this, I am never going out in public again.I sent back a text saying: I'm at the local supermarket, I'll buy you the essentials!You celebrated your 26th this year - Get Over It! Even so, I found myself challenged by the decision not to publish, largely due to the illustrations.How could I deliver the writing contents while maintaining acceptable, tasteful illustrations that supported the reader's imagination and did not offend? ‘Clip Art’ carries this story in a quirky tone!Based On A True Story.If you’re an adult who is not opposed to the quirkiness of simple Clip Art, then laugh away…As laughter is the intention of this Book. Based On A True Story. WARNING: Not For Snobs!Now this is your time to Sit Down:RELAX.GRAB YOUR FAVOURITE SNACK & DRINK. FEET UP and ENJOY THIS WARM HEARTED RUDE AT TIMES, CRUDE & NAKED FEEL-GOOD STORY. With A Happy Ending! Read more